Hey man sorry I got all grabby
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Sext me about skeletons
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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