The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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