This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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