I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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