is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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