I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
