It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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