blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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