It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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