We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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