Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
