Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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