I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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