No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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