And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
