i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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