I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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