If that was your dad, he is hot
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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