I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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