you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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