Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Two words: nipple clamps
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