at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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