dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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