it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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