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I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
