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I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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