Dual....:-)
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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