is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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