My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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