Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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