i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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