We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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