He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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