I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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