Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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