Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
