My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
