In the future we'll all be gay
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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