even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Randomize
