I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We had to coat check the pizza.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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