there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
