sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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