It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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