Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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