I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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