is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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