so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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