i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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