Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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