You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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