nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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