Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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