Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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